The Avengers Assemble

Listen, smile, agree and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway - Robert Downey Jr

thorsmightythighs:

Or you’ll be suiting up like the rest of us

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trickztr:

orangemeta:

#I THINK THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT #IT COULD GO EITHER WAY #AND I WANT TO DIE (via augustbird)

#EXCUSE ME BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

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barnvs:

steve stole his old uniform back from the smithsonian because he wanted bucky to recognize him pass it on and cry

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trusotoan:

a-bit-nearer-home:

overachievious:

toomanylokifeels:

icantstopdrawing:




Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.



Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

trusotoan:

a-bit-nearer-home:

overachievious:

toomanylokifeels:

icantstopdrawing:

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Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.

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Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

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Marvel’s cinematic universe (so far) [x]

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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

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karenhallion:

queenmera:

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Every time I see this, it makes me happy. 

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As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
1 day ago on July 22nd | J | 99,430 notes

What would you sacrifice for what you believe?

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shicksome:

"YEP, HAWKGUY.”

"EYE, EYE."

HAWKGUY.

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